男人最怕的三个 答案 (Three answers most scared by men)

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（1）随 便 (Whatever)
男：今天 晚上咱们吃什么？ Men: What to have for dinner?
女：随便。 Women: Whatever..
男：吃火锅吧。Men: Why not we have steamboat?
女：不行，吃火锅脸上会长痘痘。Women: Don't want la, eat
steamboat later grow
pimples on my face

男：要不咱们吃四川菜。Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan
cuisine

女：昨天刚吃的四川菜，今天又吃....... Women: Yesterday
ate Si Chuan, today
eat again?

男：那咱们吃海鲜去？ Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女：海鲜不好，吃了拉肚子。Women: Seafood no good la, later
will have
diarrhoea
男：那你说吃什么？ Men: Then what you suggest?

女：随便。Women : Whatever..



（2）都行 (Anything)

男：那咱们现在到底做什么？ Men: So what should we do now?

女：都行。Women: Anything
男：看电影怎么样？很久没看电影了。Men: How about
watching movie? we haven't
watch movie for a long time

女：电影有啥好看的，耽误时间。Women: Watching movie no
good la, waste time
only

男：那打保龄球，运动运动？ Men: How about we play bowling,
do some
exercises?

女：大热天的运什么动啊，不嫌累啊？ Women: Exercise in
such hot day? You not
feel tired meh?

男：那找个咖啡店坐坐，喝点水。Men: Then find a café and
have a drink

女：喝咖啡影响睡眠。Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
男：那你说干什么？ Men: Then what you suggest?

女：都行！ Women: Anything


（3）看你 (You decide)
男：那咱们干脆回家好了。 Men: Then we just go home lor
女：看你。Women: You decide

男：坐公车吧，我送你。 Men: Let take bus, I will accompany
you

女：公车又脏又挤，算了吧。Women: Bus is dirty and crowded.
Don't want la

男：那就搭德士走。Men: Ok we will take Taxi

女：这么近的路不划算。 Women: Not worth it la... for such a
short distance

男：那走路好了，散散步？ Men: Alright, then we walk lo.
Take a slow walk

女：空着肚子散哪门子步啊？ Women: What to walk with empty
stomach woh?
男：那你想怎么样啊？ Men: Then what you suggest?
女：看你。Women: You decide
男：那就先吃饭？ Men: Let's have dinner first
女：随便。Women: Whatever...

男：吃什么？ Men: Eat what?

女：都行 Women: Anyting
（看看四下无人，杀了她......） (Look around... no one here,
gonna kill
her....)